I'm drive I can fine osifer
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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