I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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