Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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