He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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