Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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