If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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