At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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