Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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