But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
