YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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