Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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