Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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