this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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