Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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