worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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