So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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