I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
My life is pants optional.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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