You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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