just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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