Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
