Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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