Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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