..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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