i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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