let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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