Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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