this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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