Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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