Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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