Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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