we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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