I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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