She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Randomize
