Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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