school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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