I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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