Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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