Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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