yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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