Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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