I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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