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I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you would pick up someone in the library
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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