Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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