grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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