why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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