But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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