oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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