Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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