I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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