Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
they call him Oral-B. enough said
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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