Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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