Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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