If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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