When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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